Boston Legal - Best of Danny Crane

I couldn't help but write the best dailogues from my favourite TV serial, Boston Legal. Behold the mad cow!

Random Girl: How much notice do you need?
DC: Ready now..
Random Girl: Condoms?
DC: (flashing a key ring with a string of 20 condoms) Danny Crane, to serve and protect...
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DC: I had sex 10 min ago, right here...
Allan Shore: U had sex 10 min ago?
DC: Finished 9 min ago, I was incredible..
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DC: We are going to New orleans? lets go and sieze the hookers, My p**** is already packed..
Allan: Danny, it's legal matter involving a death sentence..
DC: Danny crane, never lost a case, never will
Random girl: But I have only two tickets (smilling)
DC: Gee..I only have a Gulftream....(it's a private jet)
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DC:(walking without trousers)
Sherley: Danny do you feel a breeze
DC: You think I am crazy, I spilled water on them, choice was between looking incompetent or eccentric, what would you choose?
Sherley: You could have waited
DC: And sit in my office all day long, Life is a cabaret man...(and walks on in full suit without trousers)
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DC: I have an erection. That's a good sign. I'm ready to go to trial. Lock and load.
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DC: You hear the one about the fella who died, went to the pearly gates? St. Peter let him in. Sees a guy in a suit making a closing argument. Says, "Who's that?" St. Peter says, "Oh, that's God. Thinks he's Denny Crane."
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Denny Crane: How can you ban red meat?
Dominick Ryan: Well, they've got a whole campaign, they're going to go with it. They plan to promote Summersport as the seafood capital of the world.
Denny Crane: We're carnivores. When the pilgrims landed, first thing they did was eat a few Indians.
Dominick Ryan: [Shirley and Dominick stare at him] Is there anything we can do?
Shirley Schmidt: We'll get in the media TRO.
Denny Crane: I'll argue it myself. Ban red meat. That cannot pass Constitutional mustard.
Shirley Schmidt: The word is "muster", Denny, but you're right, the law lacks condiments.
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Denny Crane: You left me, Shirley. Women don't leave Denny Crane. And for a secretary!
Shirley Schmidt: It was the Secretary of Defense.
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Brian Stevens: Motion for continuance is denied.
Denny Crane: You know what I'm going to do, Brian, just to show you there are no hard feelings? I'm going to sleep with your wife.